turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via j4ya)

smoofsite:

airpunchingacademic:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame

WHAT

THIS WHOLE COMIC IS SO QUALITY

FUCK

(Source: biggariswise, via dowgge)

"Is he cuteā€¦or does he just have a beard?"

These are questions we need to start asking ourselves (via jeniphyer)

(via mumford-monkeys)